Unbelievable And Utter Exciting Plants

It was a dark stormy sunrise when Mariah found her man. Unfortunately for her, the world had become stricken with a virus that very same day that got hold of her man. And he came to life within a few minutes. Luckily for him, she didn’t know that he was the one that created the virus by means of urinating in his garden.  Thereafter followed a few sexy moments when he stepped into his diabolical hair salon, the wind gushing through his dirty locks, as if he were the lead singer of a boy band that might have just stepped out of a Nigerian concert closet, which had been locked since the ‘90s. He was unaware, however, that an unknown bacterium was sticking to his sexy tights. He marched to the basin, trying to mix a new serum to reduce hair growth.  

As the chemicals on his tights seeped onto the floor, it grew and grew and grew and grew. He didn’t notice. Letting a droplet of his new serum spill to the floor and into the juices of germ. An explosion.

But for Mariah, living her ignorant suburban life void of newspapers and with a perchance broken TV, the thought of a world ending pathogen clinging to the one she thought she loved, was worlds away.

When he came back from his infamous salon, full of soot and under the weather he did not say a word before passing out into what she was sure was a drunken stupor.

Later that night as Mariah lay tossing about in her faux vogue four poster bed with its garish emerald green and royal purple she realised something was amiss. But being the a simpleton she could not lay her finger on it and drifted away to a sleep filled with dreams of cream coated,chocolate dipped chihuahuas and mango ice cream with gold filigree.

BOOM.